50 is Nifty

by Triple Decker

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about

Crafted in honor of the ONE and ONLY Craig Mitchell (a.k.a DJ cRAIGmITCHELL, oLIVERtWISTED) for his 50th birthday on 4/20/21.

*PROCEEDS FROM PURCHASING "50 is Nifty" GO DIRECTLY TO RECOVERY VERMONT. A program that has been working to advocate and celebrate substance use disorder recovery in Vermont for the past 70 years. recoveryvermont.org

Craig Mitchell is a unifying artist and activist who gives the human race a good name. In his own words...

"Within these walls, on this dance floor, there is no gay, no straight, no white, no black, no man, no woman, we're all one people...united by rhythm." - Craig Mitchell

lyrics

LYRICS:

Craig! He can't help it that he's so hot
Craig! But what's he got cooking in that Crock Pot?

Craig Mitchell is 50 how nifty

It's Fattie B (ooh-wee)
Got a belly like I'm preggers
Came to bussa rhyme bout my main man 'Craigerz'
Floatin' like a butterfly lighta denna featha
(mircophone checka mica-microphone check')

When it comes to DJs ain't none betta
Neva half step cuz he ain't a half steppa
Big deck wrecka been killin it foreva
(mircophone checka mica-microphone check')

He keep da place sweaty like cable-knit sweataz
Subtle widda spices but pickled like a peppa
Flava like bruschetta and so lovely like a letta
(mircophone checka mica-microphone check')

Jam ya pearl like Eddie Vedda
Gotta stroke like Roger Fedda
Use the power of the music 2 bring us all togetha
Neva fret he melts yo chedda a real go-getta
(mircophone checka mica-microphone check')

He can't help it that he's so hot
Craig! But what's he got cooking in that Crock Pot?

C-R-AIG M-I-T CHELL
When you see him the flesh it's like a ritual
A super soul singer, a free ball swinger
Forget about striking out he only hits dingers
No shirt on a stage is his thing
But he'll never ever ever ever show his ding-a-ling
But wait....just wait....and wait
And maybe you'll get a date
With Mitchell in his kitchell cookin' up something good
And I'm not just talking 50 year-old wood

Craig Mitchell is 50 how nifty

credits

released April 20, 2021
Written by Triple Decker
Produced, Arranged and Mixed by Matt Hagen MC

Samples:
"Microphone checka" by Das EFX
"CRAIGERZ" by cRAIGERY mITCHELL
"Can't Get Enough" by San Mateo

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